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April 20 Capitol Insurrection Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War 2 Combined

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Last updated: April 22, 2024 9:39 am
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US Congress members waving Ukraine flags in mock Capitol Insurrection on April 20, 2024.
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WASHINGTON– One of the worst events in history happened on April 20 after a large group of insurrectionists stormed the Capitol Building waving flags of a corrupt foreign country before running off with $95 billion.

Republican Senator Thomas Massie has called the horrific Capitol riot perpetrated by the large group of House Democrat and RINO Republican Congress members literally worse than 911, World War II, Pearl Harbor, and the sinking of the Titanic combined.

“Democracy died on April 20,” said Senator Massie during a Fox News interview while the world still tried coming to grips with the sheer terror. “I’m hereby calling on my fellow Congress members to hold those dangerous insurrectionist lunatics responsible for storming the Capitol by holding a series of April 20 Insurrection Committee investigations that will go absolutely nowhere and just waste taxpayer dollars.”

Massie went on to say that the Capitol Insurrection Committee needs to get to the bottom of why President Joe Biden was responsible for the horrific events of that day and to make sure every insurrectionist Congress member gets sent to prison for many years.

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In a lengthy Truth Social post, President Donald Trump gave a heartfelt tribute to all the victims of the April 20th tragedy and vowed when he’s elected president he will create both a April 20 Memorial and a national holiday to remember all the victims who never died that day.

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