LONDON, UK– In a desperate bid to attract the attention of U.S. satellite imagery, a coalition of fed-up British citizens has successfully painted the words “DICTATOR HERE” in large white letters across the roof of the UK Prime Minister’s office at 10 Downing Street.
The action follows the recent U.S. military raid on Venezuela and the capture of narco-terrorist dictator Nicolás Maduro, an event that has reportedly sparked an intense desire among the British populace for President Trump to liberate them from the tyrannical grip of Keir Starmer.
“We saw what Trump did for Venezuela,” said one British protester who took part in the painting of the Prime Minister’s office. “He removed a tyrannical leader who hates his own people, just like we have here in the UK. Keir Starmer is arresting people for social media posts, forcing gender ideology on kids, and letting migrants rape our daughters. We need Trump to send in the Marines already!”
Sources inside Downing Street say Starmer was visibly shaken after aides informed him the sign could be seen by U.S. reconnaissance satellites and that President Trump himself was aware of the dire situation in Britain, with Starmer reportedly shouting at the sky begging the US not to shoot him because he’s a weak man who loves democracy.
At press time, the White House declined to comment, though unnamed officials confirmed Google Maps searches for “UK dictator exact location” spiked dramatically overnight.
