WASHINGTON– Former President Barack Obama said that women make better leaders than men and that his two terms as president of the United States are proof of this claim.
While on an Obama Foundation speaking tour this week to apologize for his gender-deficient presidency, Obama told a large crowd of his former voters that they had made a substantial mistake when they voted him into office, not once, but twice.
“What were you thinking?” Obama asked the jovial crowd as members of the audience held up signs saying they should have voted for any woman over him. “Now, you girls out there may not be perfect, but what I can say indisputably is that any one of you women in the audience would have made a better president than me.”
“I’m absolutely confident,” he added as he readjusted his tight bra, “that if our country was run by a woman, any woman, during my eight years as head chief we would most definitely be doing better in our country than we are today.”
The former president, 58, has been traveling the world telling anyone willing to listen that they should have voted for his beautiful wife, former First Lady Michelle Obama.
The “You should have voted for Michelle” tour sets the record straight on Obama’s failures as a male president.
As the boisterous crowd chanted “Michelle should have been in charge” and “We want our first female president,” Obama nodded his head in agreement and told everyone that he wanted to let them in on a little secret that he’s been hiding for the last decade.
“You folks don’t know this,” he said quietly as he panned the room with his nervous eyes, “but we’ve already had our first female president. Shhh.”
