Abdul El-Sayed Fires Up Progressive Crowd By Executing Republican During Rally
DETROIT, MICHIGAN — Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed fired up a crowd of…
Stevie Wonder Says He Doesn’t See Any Problem With Obama Library Design
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS — As criticism continues to mount over the appearance of…
Mark Carney Honors Obama Visit With Drone Strikes On Canadian Civilians
OTTAWA, CANADA — In a touching diplomatic tribute designed to make the…
Obama Teaches Zohran Mamdani How To Drone Strike Innocent Civilians
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- While on the campaign trail stumping for his…
Obama Found Innocent Of Treason After Thoroughly Investigating Himself
WASHINGTON-- After numerous calls for him to be arrested for the Russian…
Obama Teaches Zohran Mamdani How To Forge A Birth Certificate For When He Runs For President
WASHINGTON-- With New York City Mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani's popularity continuing to…
Exasperated Dwarves Invite Insufferable Snow White Paddleboarding With Obama
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- At their wits end and left with no other options,…
Sullen Obama Spends Last Christmas At White House As Third Term Winds Down
WASHINGTON-- It was a bittersweet moment for Barack Obama this Christmas as…
Sullen Obama Forced To Clean Out His Office After Losing Chance At Fourth Term
WASHINGTON-- It was a sad day inside the Democrat camp after Vice…
Obama Reminds Black Men If They Don’t Vote For ‘Rich Indian-Canadian Marxist Kamala Who Locked Up Black Men’ Then They Ain’t Black
EAST LIBERTY, PENNSYLVANIA-- During a campaign speech in an effort to get…
Obama Wondering If It’s Too Late To Take Kamala Out Paddle Boarding
WASHINGTON-- As Kamala Harris continues to fall in the polls and embarrass…
‘And Try Not To Cackle,’ Yells Obama Through Kamala’s Audio Earrings During Debate
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Vice President Kamala Harris spent two weeks preparing for her…