WASHINGTON– As Kamala Harris continues to fall in the polls and embarrass the Democrat party the more she makes public appearances and does interviews, former President Barack Obama was said to be having buyer’s remorse after forcing President Joe Biden out of the race and has been wondering if it was too late to take cackling Kamala out to one of his infamous paddleboarding sessions.
While watching Kamala’s horrendous 60 Minutes interview, Obama put his head down in shame and then turned to husband Michelle for her opinion on whether it was too late to invite Harris over to their lake property out in the middle of nowhere.
“Michael, I mean, Michelle, you have to take a look at this,” said Obama angrily to Michelle in reference to Kamala’s terrible, drunken interview. “I think we may have made a substantial error by getting rid of that senile, old pervert Joe and replacing him with this beyond stupid, cackling moron. Dammit, and I thought Joe was bad. Kamala makes Joe look like a damn Rhodes Scholar.”
Obama looked at his calendar to check how many days there were until Election Day, not sure if the Democrat party would be able to cheat enough to be able to pull the worst Democrat candidate in history Kamala Harris over the finish line.
Michelle consoled wife Barack by telling him not to worry, being that most Democrat voters are stupid and will still vote for whoever the Candidate is no matter how terrible they are, as long as they’re not Donald Trump.
