OTTAWA, CANADA– In a strong rebuke against both Canada’s Conservative party and also US President Donald Trump, Canadian voters went to the polls hard and voted in the Chinese Communist Party headed by Mark Carney to win the federal election for prime minister.
During a late-night victory speech after the majority of the ballot stuffing had finished, newly elected Prime Minister Mark Carney thanked the indoctrinated crowd for an indefinite term of the Chinese Communist Party takeover of Canada.
“Wow, um, even I’m surprised at how stupid Canadian voters are,” said Prime Minister Carney with a smirk as the crowd waved flags of China. “But, uh, I thank you for your votes and I promise not to let this opportunity to finish destroying Canada go to waste. I would also like to thank my boss President Xi Jinping for his unwavering support and confidence that I will continue to do the bidding of the CCP.”
Carney then had his aides bring up a very large poster of China’s President Xi and then proceeded to get down onto his knees and clasp his hands together as though he were praying to the CCP leader.
Canada’s CCP Leader Mark Carney also reminded President Trump once again that Canada will never be the 51st state because it is already a province of China.
