OTTAWA, CANADA– With the Canadian elections over, leaders in Canada reiterated their tough stance in response to President Trump’s talks about the country becoming the 51st state, saying they’ll never become a part of the United States because they are already a province of Communist China.
During a last minute rally before becoming the official leader of the Great White North country, Liberal Party Prime Minister Mark Carney told the crowd that Canada will never become part of the US and that the country has always been and will remain proudly owned by China.
“I have a message for, um, US President Donald Trump,” said PM Carney as the crowd of rabid liberals screamed, gnashed their teeth, and foamed at the mouth. “Canada will never be the 51st state. You hear that, President Trump? Canada is already owned by the Chinese Communist Party and, uh, if I’m elected Canada will remain a province of China.”
Mark Carney went on to say that as the official prime minister he will get even tougher on Trump by selling out Canada to China even more as a way to show the American president who is in control. “Who cares who owns us, as long as it’s not Trump. Am I right?”
Conservative Pierre Poilievre also shot back angrily at Trump’s comments, saying if he is elected their country will never become the 51st state because by that time there will be so many more Indian immigrants living in Canada than actual Canadian citizens that it will eventually just become a state of India instead.
