CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK– Trick-or-treaters won’t be the only people haunting Hillary Clinton’s home this Halloween.
The former United States Secretary of State made a bombshell claim this week, saying that possibly dozens of Russian assets have infected her home and have been causing havoc within the sanctity of her and Bill’s Chappaqua residence.
During an interview on CNN’s hit show Presidential Losers: Where Are They Now?, Clinton gave vague details and sparse innuendos when asked about the identity of the Russian invaders. She also refused to go into further detail about how this will affect her chances at reelection after defeating runner-up Donald Trump in the 2016 presidential election.
Clinton went on to say she noticed that the strange occurrences within her home started after her husband former President Bill Clinton invited over a few of his male friends who happen to look like young, attractive women to play an innocent Ouija board game.
“I’m not making any predictions,” Hillary Clinton said to CNN host Don Lemon, “but after Bill finished playing that seemingly innocent game I noticed that he was acting very different, almost as though he was hiding something from me or lying. I know my Bill must’ve been groomed by the Russians because he’d never lie or hide anything from me.”
In an effort to rid her home of Russian operative interference and in the process help her possessed husband, Clinton says that’s when she hired unnamed, anonymous paranormal investigators who she promises are legitimate and have not been coerced by House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff.
After spending an incredibly scary night inside the Clinton home, the ghost hunters stated that the house definitely did suffer from Russian interference and asset meddling, including a certain “someone who’s currently in the Democratic primary who may or may not be a congresswoman from Hawaii name Tulsi Gabbard.”
The investigators said that almost all the paranormal activity occurred inside Bill’s bedroom. They also recovered a painting of Bill Clinton wearing a blue dress and red high heels, which they confirmed was planted there by the pesky Russian assets.
