PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA– Vice President Kamala Harris spent two weeks preparing for her debate against President Donald Trump, but still had to be reminded numerous times by Barack Obama through her secret audio earpiece to make sure she remembers not to annoy the world with her incessant cackling.
The focused Harris spent the whole night trying to refrain from cackling and also listening to what her boss Obama was saying through the audio earrings while at the same time pretending as though she was paying attention to Trump.
“Kamala, make sure you don’t cackle tonight, ever,” said Obama through the ear device as Kamala clenched her lips to hold back the infamous cackle. “Dammit, Harris, you’re more stupid and hard to control than even braindead Biden. Biden may be senile and crap his pants constantly, but even he’s not as annoying as you are with this cackling. You better not screw up my chances at becoming president for a fourth time.”
At one point during the debate, Kamala slipped and let out a burst of cackling after Trump mentioned she has been letting murderers into the country, drawing the ire of Obama who warned her what would happen if she slipped up.
In an effort to stop her from cackling in the next presidential debate, Obama forced Kamala to undergo surgery to have her cackler removed, before later on just having one of his arms sutured inside of her ass so that he could move her mouth himself like a puppet.
