NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– With the sudden rise of the COVID fearmongering gaining steam within blue states, thousands of nervous grandmothers are sounding the alarm about what happened to their fellow elderly citizens three years ago inside nursing homes at the hands of maniacal Democrat governors.
After thousands of senior citizens were murdered inside nursing homes during the pandemic due to the virus known as “Let’s get rid of Trump and further the Great Reset Democrat insanity,” blue state governors pinky-swore they’d never kill any old people again while crossing their fingers behind their backs.
“It’s called collateral damage,” said New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy as he readied his trusty executive order lockdown pen. “What you naysayers call ‘murder’ me and my fellow Democrat governors call a ‘peaceful transition to the other side.’ No need to split hairs.”
As soon as news got out that Democrat-run states were hinting at more lockdowns and draconian measures due to the super-duper scary COVID variant, senior citizens began hobbling and crawling out of nursing homes as fast as their weakened bodies could take them before the governors could do them any more harm.
While old people in California slowly made their way out of nursing homes to escape, Governor Gavin Newsom had his Kill Grandma Task Force round them back up and then shove them back inside the buildings so his plans of global domination could be fulfilled.
“Don’t worry, granny, this won’t hurt a bit,” said Newsom giddily as his goons injected a 99-year-old woman with twenty boosters for her own safety. “I’m not going to let all you old farts ruin my dreams. We have elections coming up and not enough idiots have been vaccinated yet. Maybe if a few more grandmas drop dead it will scare them into getting jabbed.”
