Pfizer Says Reports Of Side Effects Distract From Vaccine’s Positive Impact On Profits
NEW YORK — Pfizer executives expressed frustration that persistent reports of COVID…
Moderna Offers Free Tombstone To Anyone Getting New mRNA Flu Vaccine
CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS — Pharmaceutical giant Moderna announced Thursday that it is offering…
CNN Anchor Dana Bash Pauses RFK Jr. Interview To Check Bank App For Pfizer Wire Transfer
WASHINGTON — During a highly combative Sunday morning segment on CNN’s State…
Fauci Bursts Into Flames After Catching Glimpse Of Healthy Unvaccinated Man
WASHINGTON — Panic erupted at the Capitol on Friday after a perfectly…
Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Another Year Of Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
U.S. — Millions of unvaccinated Americans confirmed this week that they have…
Pfizer Says Vaccines Would Be More Effective If People Stopped Having Side Effects
NEW YORK-- Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer released a statement Thursday clarifying that its…
Man Who Wished Death On Unvaccinated Now Humbly Asks For Their Blood Donations
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- In a stunning reversal, local liberal activist and former…
Liberals Rush To Inject As Many Vaccines As Possible Before RFK Jr. Bans Them
U.S.-- Following the announcement that Health Secretary RFK Jr. was terminating the…
Pfizer Quietly Updates COVID Vaccine Warning Label With Just A Skull And Crossbones Symbol
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- As though it were done in the middle…
MAHA: RFK Jr. Announces Vaccines Will Now Be Cooked In Beef Tallow
U.S.-- Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr. recently announced another win…
Pfizer Creates New Vaccine To Protect Against Effects Of Boeing Plane Malfunctions
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Due to the ongoing Boeing plane malfunctions epidemic,…
Cautious Vampire Worried Next Victim May Be COVID Vaccinated
SUNNYDALE, CALIFORNIA-- Not certain who's safe to bite anymore, a distressed vampire…