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Bill Gates Promises His New GMO Mosquitos Are Just As Safe And Effective As His Vaccines
MEDINA, WASHINGTON-- After all the recent reports that the new genetically modified…
Biden Prepares For New COVID Vaccine Rollout By Practicing His Saline Injection Performances
WASHINGTON-- While fielding questions from White House news reporters, Joe Biden revealed…
Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Second Anniversary Of Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
U.S.-- For the second winter in a row, millions of happy, healthy…
Mysterious UFO Balloon Dies Suddenly After Canada’s Trudeau Has It Vaccinated
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Media outlets are reporting the sad news out of Canada…
Pfizer Introduces Anti-Facts Vaccine For Liberals Affected By Truth On Twitter
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- With millions of liberals suddenly being exposed to…
Big Bird Arrested For Peddling Medical Misinformation
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Beloved Sesame Street character Big Bird was arrested this…
Dr. Fauci Contemplates Retiring To Be Able To Spend More Time Torturing Puppies
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World’s Most Knowledgeable Man Bill Gates Gives His Expert Opinion On Russia Ukraine Situation
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- World scholar and expert on everything Bill Gates gave…
World Cheers After Obama Makes History As America’s First Black President With COVID
WASHINGTON-- News outlets have reported that former President Barack Obama has made…
