With Spring Approaching, Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Still Waiting For Biden’s Winter Of Death
U.S.-- Breaking yet another promise to the American people, Joe Biden's promised…
US Government Promises We Only Need Two Weeks To Slow Spread Of Russia Propaganda
WASHINGTON-- The White House has warned American citizens that a new virus…
America’s Top Physicians Bill Gates And Big Bird Prove U.S. Leads World In Modern Medicine
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- While giving a speech at a medical symposium with…
COVID Vaccine Has Heart Attack After Getting Injected With Chris Christie
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- An unfortunate injury happened Sunday when the COVID vaccine…
Groundhog Day: COVID Virus Sees Its Shadow, So Another 6 Weeks Of Propaganda
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PENNSYLVANIA-- Famed celebrity COVID Virus emerged from its burrow early this…
Biden Threatens To Resign As President If Joe Rogan Not Removed From Spotify
WASHINGTON-- The president of the United States Joe Biden has issued a…
Oops! Plane Filled With Illegal Immigrants Mistakenly Shipped To Biden’s Delaware Home
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- A late-night flight carrying hundreds of illegal aliens were accidentally…
Dangerous Lab Monkey That Escaped From Pennsylvania Truck Crash Spotted In Washington, DC
WASHINGTON-- After three lab monkeys escaped their trailer when the delivery truck…
Thousands Of Canada Geese Join Truckers Against Mandates By Blocking Justin Trudeau’s Home Driveway
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Thousands of angry Canada geese have joined in the convoy…
Physician’s Hippocratic Oath Updated To ‘First, Do As Pfizer Says’ To Reflect Modern Medicine
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- To better reflect the state of current modern medical practice,…
Brave NYPD Arrests Newborn Baby For Not Having Her Vaccine Card Inside Hospital
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Brave NYPD police officers stopped another dangerous anti-vaxxer…
Local Man Quits Vaccine Addiction For Much Safer Heroin Habit
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- In an effort to wean himself off the more hardcore…