U.S.– After spending the past year demanding that only vaccinated soldiers serve in the US military, millions of vaccinated Americans are now singing a different tune now that their dear leader President Joe Biden has gotten the United States into World War 3 and has also contemplated bringing back the draft due to firing all the army’s vaccine-free soldiers.
“Did I say that only vaccinated people should be allowed to serve in the military?” Asked Martin Ven Nereal, a COVID vaccinated man who spent the last year tweeting that all unvaccinated soldiers should be discharged. “I only said that because I thought I’d never be held responsible for my actions, but now I believe that forcing the vaccinated to serve in the military is racist.”
Once Biden began discussing drafting all the vaccinated Americans to replace all the released unvaccinated soldiers, millions of jabbed people went into hiding and started tweeting on Twitter X that only the unvaccinated should be sent off to fight and die in a foreign country because they’re going to die any minute now anyway from not getting the shot.
“Who me? No, no, no, I never took the vaccine, I swear,” said a vaccinated woman with a sudden case of amnesia. “You must be mistaken. That wasn’t me in all those pictures posted on Instagram getting the injection. My account must have been hacked. Yeah, that’s it.”
Many vaccinated people now say that even though they admit they took the coronavirus gene therapy injection, they now identify as unvaccinated, making them exempt from service.
“I now identify as unvaccinated,” said a vaxxer named Bill while inside the hospital for his fourth heart attack. “The government can’t discriminate against me for how I identify myself.”
Some vaccinated citizens pointed out that unvaccinated Americans who refuse to fight the globalist war against Russia and the Middle East are not patriotic, and that if the jabbed weren’t currently dying from the shots then they’d be glad to deploy to Ukraine and protect Hunter Biden’s gas company.
