WASHINGTON– News Media outlets are praising Joe Biden’s early morning inspiring Thanksgiving Twitter X post where the president wished all of his British subjects a very Happy Easter, proving once again that Biden is in full control of his cognitive abilities.
“I’d like to take this opportunity to wish my fellow British citizens a very Happy Easter,” wrote Biden in the uplifting post. “Due to my leadership, billions of Canadian citizens are now safer, happier, and more prosperous than under the administration of the last president, George Washington.”
Major mainstream news outlets like CNN and MSNBC ended their regularly scheduled programming to devote the next few hours discussing the exhilarating, impassioned, and highly intelligent Thanksgiving message from the world’s most popular president in history.
“This beautiful post proves to the world that President Biden is as sharp as a tack,” said MSNBC host Joe Scarborough as his cohost Mika nodded her head incessantly. “This also proves that President Biden writes his own posts, not a young, liberal, college female as purported by rightwing extremists.”
Biden’s grandiose, highly intelligent Thanksgiving message will go down in history as one of the greatest messages of all time, said Scarborough.
“President Biden’s coherent Thanksgiving wishes makes former President Trump look like a moron,” said former CNN host Don Lemon. “Reading President Biden’s articulate tweet sent a shiver down my spine and vibrated the soul of my nether region.”
Biden’s iconic post has already been nominated for the Nobel Prize and The Washington Post has called Biden a modern-day Winston Churchill with a Shakespearean tongue.
