Biden Elected President Of Retirement Home After 3 A.M. Ballot Dump Of 81 Million Votes
SUN CITY, FL—Residents of the Shady Acres Senior Living Community awoke Tuesday…
Jake Paul Visits Nursing Home Looking For Next Boxing Opponent
SUNSET HAVEN, CALIFORNIA-- Fresh off his devastating loss to Anthony Joshua, YouTube…
Senile, Elderly Patient Escapes From Nursing Home And Pretends He’s President
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- A heartbreaking moment took place Tuesday after a severely demented,…
Cruel: Jill Dumps Biden Off At Nursing Home After Telling Him He Was Just Inaugurated
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after President Donald Trump was sworn in as president, Jill…
After Tyson Match, Jake Paul To Fight 94-Year-Old 1940s Boxer Barney Stewart
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Already planning his next boxing match after fighting 57-year-old…
Biden Releases New 8-Track Tape Music Album To Try And Attract Younger Voters
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to try and attract younger voters for his…
South Korean Boy Band BTS Introduces New 89-Year-Old Member To Appeal To Senior Citizen Crowd
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA-- BTS fans around the world are going super crazy…
Obama: ‘If I Had A Senile, Perverted, Old Uncle, He’d Look Like Joe Biden’
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Hussein Obama has come to the defense of…
After Having No Further Uses, Biden Now Using Head As A Paperweight
WASHINGTON-- After having no further use for himself as Commander-in-Chief, Joe Biden…
Geriatric Senators Ask Younger Congress Members How To Use Their Free New-Fangled Phone Thingys
WASHINGTON-- United States Senators were recently offered free satellite phones for emergency…
Dianne Feinstein Retires From Politics To Host New ‘Tales From The Crypt’ Reboot
WASHINGTON-- After taking a very long absence to reconstruct her body, 369-year-old…
Biden: ‘I Don’t Feel A Day Over A Hundred’
WASHINGTON-- Amid speculation that he is too old, senile, and unfit for…