CHICAGO, ILLINOIS– A heartbreaking moment took place Tuesday after a severely demented, elderly man escaped from a nursing home and then later crashed a speaking conference where he pretended that he was the president of the United States.
Out of nowhere, the frail, old man suddenly entered into the building where the conference was taking place, meandered up onto the stage, and then began muttering and mumbling about nonsensical random events and also about seeing colored kids for the first time when he was younger.
“My fellow Americans, I love it when kids jump on my lap and play with my hairy legs,” said the mentally deranged old man while still roaming around the stage looking for the microphone. “As your president, I promise to give all those colored kids their own drinking fountains and give them their very own seating areas in the back of the school bus.”
The old man began telling the crowd of confused people about the importance of social security and how he remembers first signing up for it during the war of 1812, back when his family enjoyed the company of many black folks working in their fields. He then proceeded to relieve himself before walking over toward two, long-haired young women sitting in the front row.
Only moments into the speech, a few orderlies from the nursing home entered into the building and grabbed the senile man to take him back to the nursing home facility.
As he was being carried away, he said, “It’s okay, folks, Secret Service is taking me back to the Oval Office for a meeting with England’s Prime Minister Winston Churchill.”
