Boomer Musicians Threaten To Pull Their Vinyl Records And 8-Track Tapes From Spotify In Protest Of Joe Rogan
U.S.-- After Spotify removed Neil Young's music due to the singer's ultimatum,…
Justice Department’s Domestic Terrorism Unit Catches Disabled 85-Year-Old Grandmother Cheating At Bingo
WASHINGTON-- As a way to combat the massive amount of domestic terrorist…
Jen Psaki Says Video Clip Of Biden Speaking Coherently Is ‘Misleadingly Edited’
WASHINGTON-- After a clipped video was shared by the Republican party showing…
Grandmothers In Blue State Nursing Homes Panicking As Democrat Governors Drool Over More Lockdowns
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- With the sudden rise of the COVID…
Joe Biden Vows To ‘Knock People Out’ In Second Democrat 2020 Debate
WASHINGTON-- "Sleepy" Joe Biden says that he promises to give voters a…
Arnold Schwarzenegger Confirms ‘Terminator: Dark Fate’ Will Be Spin-Off Of The Golden Girls
HOLLYWOOD-- At this year's 2019 San Diego Comic-Con, mega action star Arnold…
132 Year Old Man Just Won’t Die
OLD SAYBROOK, CONNECTICUT-- On Thursday, 132 year old Elmer Herman celebrated yet…
Gang Of Senior Citizens Terrorizing Los Angeles Neighborhoods
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A group of senior citizens has been terrorizing people…
Let It Grow: Ear Hair Making A Comeback
FRESNO, CALIFORNIA-- The most popular style this year is giving new meaning to…
Senior Citizens Are Setting Themselves On Fire To Feel Young Again
KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN-- Senior citizens across the country have found a new way…
Police Searching For Toupee Thief
BALD KNOB, ARIZONA-- Police are working overtime in the hopes of catching…
Ankle Sock In Arizona Named World’s Oldest Sock
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- An ankle sock that was manufactured during World War II…