WASHINGTON– Former President Barack Hussein Obama has come to the defense of his former vice president after all the allegations of perversion and senility have hit the White House, saying that if he had a senile, perverted, old uncle he would look exactly like the 80-year-old white President Joe Biden.
During an interview with Obama’s reflection in his bathroom mirror, the topic of Biden’s alleged worsening Alzheimer’s condition came up as well as the plethora of videos of the demented president sniffing and groping young girls. Obama was quick to issue a statement similar to his 2013 Trayvon Martin speech where he said the young black man could have been his son.
“When Biden first sniffed a little girl, I told Michelle that this could have been my uncle,” said Obama as his eyes welled up with emotion. “Another way of saying that is if I had a senile, perverted, old uncle, he’d look like Joe Biden.”
Obama went on to say that Biden could be him in another two decades, explaining that very few white American perverts haven’t had the experience of being able to run their nose along the herbal scented hair of a nubile, young lady while using the excuse that they suffer from dementia.
“I’d also like to congratulate President Biden’s nieces and nephews on how lucky they are to have an uncle as hands on as Joe Biden,” said Obama in his closing remarks.
When reached for comment, Biden thanked Obama for his kind words and said that the former president is the first clean, bright, and articulate black man he knows and that if he had a servant he’d look just like Obama.
