Gavin Newsom Teaches Mark Carney How To Blame Wildfires On Trump While Cutting Firefighting Budgets
OTTAWA, CANADA — With wildfires once again spreading across Canada and toxic…
Newsom Announces 31% Crime Drop Was Verified By Auditors From ‘Quality Learing Center’
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — In a press conference aimed at silencing right-wing critics,…
Newsom Demands Investigation Into Governor Responsible For California Fraud Scandal
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Calling the allegations "deeply disturbing," California Governor Gavin Newsom…
Democrats Condemn DOJ Attempt To Disenfranchise Thousands Of Imaginary Voters
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — California Democrats expressed outrage this week following a…
Gavin Newsom Welcomes Federal Election Probe Moments After Warehouse Full Of Counted Ballots Spontaneously Combusts
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Following widespread public outcry over a multi-week-long ballot-counting process,…
California Warns It Will Take Weeks To Find Enough Ballots For Democrats To Win
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Following the closure of polling places for the state’s…
California Blocks Wildfire Prevention Project To Preserve Historic Brush Responsible For Previous Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — State officials announced this week that a proposed wildfire…
Gavin Newsom’s Tough Guy Photo Op Undermined By Extremely Gay Power Tool Stance
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Governor Gavin Newsom’s choreographed photo opportunity at a California…
Gavin Newsom Appoints Gavin Newsom To Investigate Fraud Committed Under Gavin Newsom
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Following a relentless barrage of reports from pesky independent…
Gavin Newsom Announces Task Force To Prevent Future Fraud Discoveries
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Responding to a growing wave of fraud revelations uncovered…
Gavin Newsom Reminds Iran To Apply For Proper Permits Before Launching Missiles Into California
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — In response to recent threats from the Islamic Republic…
California Solves Double Voting Fraud By Legalizing Triple Voting Fraud
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — In a bold reimagining of election integrity, the State…