Gavin Newsom Tells Californians Not To Use A/C While Wearing Parka And Drinking Hot Chocolate
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- While dressed in a winter parka and drinking scalding hot…
Racist Man Charged With Hate Crime For Drowning Black Coffee With White Cream
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A prejudiced man was arrested by federal authorities Friday…
Dr. Fauci Announces Plans To Open All-You-Can-Eat Dog Buffet After Retirement
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Beloved doctor and canine tester Dr. Fauci has recently…
California Governor Gavin Newsom Begins Collecting Property Taxes On Homeless People’s Cardboard Boxes
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to collect more money to pay for…
Gov. Gavin Newsom Held Hostage By Garden Tools In Protest Of Him Banning Leaf Blowers And Lawnmowers
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Dozens of angry garden tools have taken Gavin Newsom hostage…
Daily Soak Presents: Top 10 Fake News Stories Of 2021
U.S.-- As 2021 comes to an end and as the line between…
Grandmothers In Blue State Nursing Homes Panicking As Democrat Governors Drool Over More Lockdowns
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- With the sudden rise of the COVID…
Governor Gavin Newsom To Star As Contestant On Next Season’s Rupaul’s Drag Race
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Governor Gavin Newsom announced on his Twitter X account…
Governor Gavin Newsom Threatens To Work Naked If California Citizens Don’t Follow Coronavirus Rules
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Gov. Gavin Newsom issued a new executive order on Monday…
Governor Gavin Newsom Claims His Aunt Says Trump ‘Greatly Embellishing’ California Homeless Problem
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- California Gov. Gavin Newsom took to Twitter to respond to…