Gavin Newsom Holds Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For California Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- As the California wildfires continue to burn out of control…
Santa Claus’s Sleigh Robbed While Delivering Gifts In San Francisco
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Christmas was cut short this year after Santa Claus's…
Gavin Newsom Issues New Poop-Scented Masks So You Can Still Smell California While Masked Up
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After declaring a state of emergency over rising cases of…
Gavin Newsom Leaves Trail Of Hair Oil So Illegal Aliens Can Find Their Way To California
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- In defiance to incoming President Donald Trump's promise to…
Gavin Newsom Vows To Punish Trump By Increasing Homelessness, Crime, Illegal Aliens, And High Prices In California
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to President-Elect Donald Trump saying he wants to…
Gavin Newsom Claims Pooping Homeless People Are Just AI-Generated Deepfakes
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- On the heels of recently banning all AI-generated images in…
Desperate Democrats Create Their Perfect Multi-Politician Hybrid Candidate ‘Gavin Clinton-Obama’ In Order To Defeat Trump
WASHINGTON-- With the train wreck debate performance by senile sitting President Joe…
Frightened Gavin Newsom Hides Under Bed After Guns Come To Life And Break Into His Home
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- A horrible crime happened in California yesterday after a group…
In Response To Ron DeSantis’ Chaplain Bill, Gavin Newsom Appoints Satan Head Of California Education
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signing a…
Gavin Newsom Passes Bill Forcing Retailers To Offer Home Delivery To Shoplifters
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- As a way to ease the burden of hardworking…
California Restaurants Under Fire For Not Hiring Enough Trans Robot Workers
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After numerous fast food chains replaced human workers with robots…
Top 10 Fake News Stories Of 2023: Daily Soak Edition
WORLD-- With 2023 coming to a close and the line between what's…