California Warns It Will Take Weeks To Find Enough Ballots For Democrats To Win
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Following the closure of polling places for the state’s…
California Blocks Wildfire Prevention Project To Preserve Historic Brush Responsible For Previous Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — State officials announced this week that a proposed wildfire…
Gavin Newsom’s Tough Guy Photo Op Undermined By Extremely Gay Power Tool Stance
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Governor Gavin Newsom’s choreographed photo opportunity at a California…
Gavin Newsom Appoints Gavin Newsom To Investigate Fraud Committed Under Gavin Newsom
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Following a relentless barrage of reports from pesky independent…
Gavin Newsom Announces Task Force To Prevent Future Fraud Discoveries
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Responding to a growing wave of fraud revelations uncovered…
Gavin Newsom Reminds Iran To Apply For Proper Permits Before Launching Missiles Into California
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — In response to recent threats from the Islamic Republic…
California Solves Double Voting Fraud By Legalizing Triple Voting Fraud
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — In a bold reimagining of election integrity, the State…
Bad Bunny Super Bowl Halftime Show Performance To Feature California Homeless Fentanyl Addicts As Backup Dancers
SANTA CLARA, CALIFORNIA —In a groundbreaking move to celebrate authentic California diversity,…
Gavin Newsom Flees California For Davos, Citing Unlivable Conditions Created By Current Governor
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND — California Governor Gavin Newsom confirmed Tuesday that he has…
Gavin Newsom Traumatically Disturbed By Nightmare Where He Took Responsibility For Something
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Visibly frightened and shaking uncontrollably, California Governor Gavin Newsom…
New California Mandate Requires ID To Prove You Are Under 12 Before Purchasing Tobacco
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- California officials announced a sweeping new public health mandate this…
Gavin Newsom Thanks Californians For Sacrificing Electricity So He Can Power His Mansions
SAN FRANCISCO, CA-- Standing inside of the kitchen of his brightly illuminated…