California Solves Double Voting Fraud By Legalizing Triple Voting Fraud
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — In a bold reimagining of election integrity, the State…
Bad Bunny Super Bowl Halftime Show Performance To Feature California Homeless Fentanyl Addicts As Backup Dancers
SANTA CLARA, CALIFORNIA —In a groundbreaking move to celebrate authentic California diversity,…
Gavin Newsom Flees California For Davos, Citing Unlivable Conditions Created By Current Governor
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND — California Governor Gavin Newsom confirmed Tuesday that he has…
Gavin Newsom Traumatically Disturbed By Nightmare Where He Took Responsibility For Something
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Visibly frightened and shaking uncontrollably, California Governor Gavin Newsom…
New California Mandate Requires ID To Prove You Are Under 12 Before Purchasing Tobacco
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- California officials announced a sweeping new public health mandate this…
Gavin Newsom Thanks Californians For Sacrificing Electricity So He Can Power His Mansions
SAN FRANCISCO, CA-- Standing inside of the kitchen of his brightly illuminated…
California Bans ‘Assault Matches’ And ‘High-Capacity Lighters’ To Combat Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In a move to combat the state's annual wildfire apocalypse,…
ICE Deports Illegal Aliens To The People’s Republic Of California
U.S.-- After arresting thousands of illegal aliens this week in Republican states…
Gavin Newsom Recounts Growing Up As A Poor Black Child In Compton Eating Wonder Bread And Grape Soda
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to connect with black voters, California…
Republican States Unveil ‘Beware Of California Drivers’ Caution Signs
U.S.-- In an effort to protect their citizens from the Golden State's…
Rainbow Flags Flown At Half-Staff Across California To Mourn Arsonist Arrested For Starting Palisades Fire
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Encapsulating the state’s commitment to symbolism over substance, California officials…
Gavin Newsom Angrily Confronts Man Responsible For Destroying California
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Finally deciding to hold the person responsible behind the decline…