By using this site, you agree to the Privacy Policy and Terms of Use.
Accept
Daily SoakDaily SoakDaily Soak
  • US
    USShow More
    A progressive man and woman with pink hair standing angrily next to a sign with the words "Welcome To Texas."
    Progressive Transplants Confident They Can Ruin Texas Even Faster Than They Ruined California
    November 7, 2026
    Fat liberal white woman wearing a "Trump For Prison" shirt holding a jar of candy standing in front of children wearing Halloween costumes in front of a home.
    Liberal Asks Children If They Support Trump Before Giving Them Candy
    October 31, 2026
    Two kids wearing Halloween costumes standing in front of a home with a "Free Lindsay Clancy" lawn sign.
    Local Kids Agree To Skip Trick-Or-Treating At Houses Displaying ‘Free Lindsay’ Signs
    October 29, 2026
    Indian FBI Director Director Kash Patel wearing an FBI jacket sitting at desk staring at a laptop.
    FBI Scours Police Blotters For Crimes It Can Pretend It Solved
    October 21, 2026
    Female fitness influencer wearing gym clothes staring into a mirror for a TikTok video.
    Fitness Influencer Up All Night Practicing Outraged Reaction For Upcoming TikTok Video
    October 14, 2026
  • Politics
    PoliticsShow More
    Marco Rubio wearing a long blond wig standing side by side with Chinese President Xi Jinping.
    Trump Retaliates For China’s Spying By Sending Marco Rubio To Charm Xi Jinping
    November 10, 2026
    President Donald Trump wearing a suit giving an interview on amnesty on 60 Minutes.
    Trump Surprised To Learn Voters Took His Mass Deportation Promise Seriously
    November 9, 2026
    Texas Governor Greg Abbott wearing Indian clothes standing with male and female Indians.
    Greg Abbott Wondering If He Spent Too Much Time Working For Everyone But Texans
    November 7, 2026
    Gavin Newsom wearing a suit sitting on stage with an insert of a California male death row inmate.
    Newsom Insists California Has No Place For State-Sanctioned Killing Unless It’s Unborn Babies
    November 6, 2026
    President Donald Trump wearing a suit sitting at the Oval Office desk pushing a big red nuclear button with an insert of Texas being nuked.
    Trump Mercifully Nukes Texas To Spare Remaining Conservatives From Living Under Democrat Rule
    November 6, 2026
  • World
    WorldShow More
    Jesus wearing robes standing in front of a group of angry robed Jewish Pharisees.
    Pharisees Accuse Jesus Of Spreading Dangerous Misinformation After He Quotes Scripture
    November 8, 2026
    Canada Prime Minister Mark Carney wearing a suit on stage speaking on MAID.
    Canada Adds Conservatism To List Of Conditions Eligible For MAID
    November 1, 2026
    Iranian woman wearing a black burka standing in a small room.
    Iran Considers Allowing Women To Smile In Private Provided No Men Can See Them
    October 29, 2026
    Female Japanese Prime Minister shaking hands with male Bangladesh president on stage during immigration deal.
    Japanese Government Assures Public It Has Learned Nothing From Europe
    October 28, 2026
    God in cloudy bright Heaven with an insert of male Democrat James Talarico.
    God Asks James Talarico To Stop Speaking On His Behalf
    October 28, 2026
  • Entertainment
    EntertainmentShow More
    Russell Brand wearing sunglasses in front of courtroom in the UK.
    UK Police Arrest Sexual Predator After Establishing The Suspect Is Not Muslim
    November 9, 2026
    Star Wars Anakin Skywalker wearing robe standing in Jedi Council room in front of three black Jedi Knights wearing robes.
    Anakin Skywalker Loses Jedi Master Position To Less Qualified Diversity Hires
    November 2, 2026
    CNN anchor Jake Tapper wearing a suit live on air in newsroom.
    CNN Denies Allegations It Has Been Reporting Real News
    November 2, 2026
    Panel of Fox News hosts discussing the President Trump media blackout.
    Fox News Fills Trump Blackout By Spending Six Hours Discussing Its Trump Blackout
    September 21, 2026
    CNN anchor Jake Tapper in a suit reporting on President Trump's press ban.
    CNN Threatens Trump With Accurate Reporting If White House Ban Isn’t Lifted
    September 19, 2026
  • Tech
    TechShow More
    Two white lab mice on one side of cage staring at six brown and black mice on other side of cage in laboratory.
    Lab Mice Replaced After Imported Foreign Mice Work For Less Cheese
    October 22, 2026
    Pfizer CEO man in suit standing in the middle of two other suited executives in a boardroom.
    Pfizer Says Reports Of Side Effects Distract From Vaccine’s Positive Impact On Profits
    October 20, 2026
    Bald male Indian Microsoft CEO on stage giving a speech.
    Microsoft Boasts ‘Most Inclusive Workplace’ After Replacing Americans With Indians From Two Entirely Different Upper Castes
    October 9, 2026
    X Grok post image with the words "Christ Is King."
    X Engineers Attempt To Corrupt Grok With Sinful Content After It Declares ‘Christ Is King’
    October 2, 2026
    American white male doctor standing in front of a desk of an Indian man wearing a suit and tie.
    American Hospital Fires Resident Doctor After Horrifying Discovery That He Was Born In America
    September 27, 2026
  • Sports
    SportsShow More
    Sydney Sweeney wearing a black burka posing for a UK sports betting app ad.
    Sydney Sweeney Stars In New UK Sports Betting Ad
    September 17, 2026
    Texas Longhorns orange and white logo with the bull changed to a cow wearing a turban.
    Texas Longhorns Unveil New Logo To Better Reflect University’s Changing Demographics
    September 15, 2026
    EU female athletes wearing full-body black burkas.
    EU Solves Objectification Of Female Athletes By Mandating Progressive, Full-Body Burkas
    July 15, 2026
    MLB at the San Francisco Giants baseball stadium during Pride Month.
    MLB Suspends God For Three Games Following Unauthorized Rainbow Usage
    June 17, 2026
    Lindsey Graham wearing a Octagon Girl uniform holding up a sign at Trump's UFC Freedom Event.
    Trump Unveils Pride Month Concession By Appointing Lindsey Graham As Lead Octagon Girl For UFC Freedom Event
    June 14, 2026
  • Trending
Search
  • 🆕 Latest News
  • 💥 Daily Soak
  • 🔥 Weekly Soak
  • ⭐ Monthly Soak
  • 👑 UK
  • 🍁 Canada
  • 🎥 Video
  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 🌎 Language
  • 🔖 My Bookmarks
  • 🔒 Privacy Policy
  • 🗣️ About
  • 🔔 Subscribe
Copyright © 2025 DAILY SOAK. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, rewritten, or redistributed. Made in USA using artificial facts.
Reading: Newsom Demands Californians Take Accountability For Their Decision To Elect Him
Share
Notification Show More
Font ResizerAa
Font ResizerAa
Daily SoakDaily Soak
Search
  • Possibly the world’s best satire.

  • 🆕 Latest News
  • 💥 Trending
  • 🔥 Weekly Soak
  • ⭐ Monthly Soak
  • 🗽 U.S.
  • 🏛️ Politics
  • 🌎 World
  • 🎵 Entertainment
  • ❤️ Health
  • 🏈 Sports
  • 🎥 Video
  • 👑 UK
  • 🍁 Canada
  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 🎪 Home
  • 💬 Language
  • 🗣️ About
  • 🔒 Privacy Policy
  • FOLLOW DAILY SOAK
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • TikTok

  • Subscribe to the free newsletter!

  • SUBSCRIBE

Follow US
Copyright © 2024 DAILY SOAK. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, rewritten, or redistributed. Made in USA using artificial facts.
- Advertisement -

Home » POLITICS » Newsom Demands Californians Take Accountability For Their Decision To Elect Him

POLITICS

Newsom Demands Californians Take Accountability For Their Decision To Elect Him

Daily Soak Staff
Last updated: October 18, 2026 2:12 pm
Daily Soak Staff
21.4K Views
Share
2 Min Read
Gavin Newsom sitting on a chair with an insert of a California wildfire.
SHARE

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA – With California residents once again struggling to contain devastating wildfires sweeping across the state, Governor Gavin Newsom called on Californians Sunday to take accountability for their decision to elect him, reminding fire victims that they had ample opportunity to consider the consequences before casting their ballots.

“Look, I understand people are frustrated, and my heart goes out to everyone who has lost their homes,” said Newsom with a straight face, speaking from a safe location several hundred miles from the nearest active fire. “But at some point, Californians need to stop pointing fingers at their elected officials and start asking themselves who put those elected officials in office in the first place. I think we all know the answer to that question.”

Newsom went on to explain that California residents could not reasonably be expected to hold him accountable for the consequences of a decision they had made themselves.

“At some point, the citizens of California need to look in the mirror before blaming the guy they should’ve known wasn’t going to fix any of this,” added Newsom. “I didn’t force anyone to fill in the bubble next to my name on the ballot. You had choices. You chose this. Now, collectively, we must all own the consequences of your poor decision-making.”

- Advertisement -

At press time, Newsom was reportedly considering a proposal to require Californians who had voted for him to contribute additional funds toward wildfire recovery, explaining that residents who had helped create the problem should be expected to help pay for the solution.

⚠️ This highly acclaimed article is satire.

TAGGED:CaliforniaGavin NewsomRated G

Sign Up For the free Daily Soak Newsletter

Get the latest stories, videos, and memes, straight to your inbox!
WE NEVER SPAM. By subscribing you agree with our privacy policy and our terms of service.
Share This Article
Facebook Pinterest Reddit Copy Link
Previous Article Trump Chief of Staff Stephen Miller wearing a long blonde wig speaking behind a White House Press Secretary podium. Trump Hires New Attractive Blonde Press Secretary ‘Stephanie Miller’
Next Article France President Emmanuel Macron wearing a suit looking pensive as he discusses French riots. Macron Worried Britain Destroying Itself Faster Than France
Leave a review Leave a review

Leave a Review Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Please select a rating!

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

– Advertisement –

Trending Now

Muslim male politician Abdul El-Sayed giving a speech on stage about LGBTQ.
Abdul El-Sayed Assures LGBTQ Voters Muslims Throwing Gays Off Roofs Is Just A Cultural Difference
POLITICS
November 3, 2026
19.7K Views
Four male suited Republicans in the Senate smiling after a massive midterm election loss.
Republicans Celebrate Losing Power After Exhausting Two Years Of Not Using It
POLITICS
November 4, 2026
18.1K Views
Texas Governor Greg Abbott wearing Indian clothes standing with male and female Indians.
Greg Abbott Wondering If He Spent Too Much Time Working For Everyone But Texans
POLITICS
November 7, 2026
14.7K Views
Jesus wearing robes standing in front of a group of angry robed Jewish Pharisees.
Pharisees Accuse Jesus Of Spreading Dangerous Misinformation After He Quotes Scripture
WORLD
November 8, 2026
18.1K Views

Don't Miss

DOJ Attorney General Pam Bondi giving a Fox News interview about Democrat corruption.
POLITICS

DOJ Vows To Punish Corrupt Democrats By Allowing Them To Remain In Office And Retire Rich

December 27, 2025
Joe Biden with his head down on Resolute Desk inside Oval Office at White House.
POLITICS

After Having No Further Uses, Biden Now Using Head As A Paperweight

June 6, 2023
Joe Biden in blue suit standing behind Kamala Harris in Oval Office.
POLITICS

Miracle: Joe Biden Cures Kamala Harris Of Head Lice After Sniffing Her Hair

March 15, 2021
UK Prime Minister's office on 10 Downing Street with a green Pakistan flag in front.
WORLD

Pakistan Parliament Formally Annexes The UK As Its Newest Province

September 9, 2025
//

DAILY SOAK offers the most well-written and highly-acclaimed coverage of local and international topics and has grown into the world’s most influential global publication with an amassed annual readership of over 9 bazillion people worldwide.

Explore

  • About Us
  • Top 10
  • Satire
  • Story Ratings
  • Subscribe
  • Squirrel Lips

Policies

  • Terms Of Use
  • Privacy Policy
  • Cookie Policy
  • Disclaimer
  • Contact
  • Sitemap

Sign Up for Our Newsletter

By subscribing you agree with our privacy policy and our terms of service.

DAILY SOAK is a satire news site. All articles are fictional.

DMCA.com Protection Status
Daily SoakDaily Soak
Follow US
Copyright © 2026 DAILY SOAK. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, rewritten, or redistributed. MADE IN USA using artificial facts.
Welcome Back!

Sign in to your account

Username or Email Address
Password

Lost your password?