Newsom Announces 31% Crime Drop Was Verified By Auditors From ‘Quality Learing Center’
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — In a press conference aimed at silencing right-wing critics,…
Newsom Demands Investigation Into Governor Responsible For California Fraud Scandal
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Calling the allegations "deeply disturbing," California Governor Gavin Newsom…
California Promises To Have Final Election Results Ready Just In Time For The Next Election
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Amid mounting national scrutiny and widespread public exhaustion, the…
Democrats Condemn DOJ Attempt To Disenfranchise Thousands Of Imaginary Voters
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — California Democrats expressed outrage this week following a…
Gavin Newsom Welcomes Federal Election Probe Moments After Warehouse Full Of Counted Ballots Spontaneously Combusts
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Following widespread public outcry over a multi-week-long ballot-counting process,…
Karen Bass Secures Runoff Spot After Late-Night Delivery Of 80,000 Registered Labradoodle Ballots
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass officially secured a…
California Warns It Will Take Weeks To Find Enough Ballots For Democrats To Win
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Following the closure of polling places for the state’s…
Fox News Calls Los Angeles Mayor Race For Karen Bass After One Vote Counted
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Stating that the mathematical modeling was simply…
California Investigating Smokey Bear For Agreeing With Trump’s Advice To ‘Just Rake The Forests’
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA—The California Department of Justice announced that it has launched a…
California Blocks Wildfire Prevention Project To Preserve Historic Brush Responsible For Previous Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — State officials announced this week that a proposed wildfire…
Karen Bass Attempts To Win Back Voters By Dropping Out Of Race
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Hoping to breathe new life into a struggling…
Arsonists Of America Endorse Karen Bass For L.A. Mayor
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — Citing her inspiringly hands-off approach to combustion, the…