California Bans ‘Assault Matches’ And ‘High-Capacity Lighters’ To Combat Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In a move to combat the state's annual wildfire apocalypse,…
ICE Deports Illegal Aliens To The People’s Republic Of California
U.S.-- After arresting thousands of illegal aliens this week in Republican states…
Gavin Newsom Recounts Growing Up As A Poor Black Child In Compton Eating Wonder Bread And Grape Soda
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to connect with black voters, California…
Republican States Unveil ‘Beware Of California Drivers’ Caution Signs
U.S.-- In an effort to protect their citizens from the Golden State's…
Rainbow Flags Flown At Half-Staff Across California To Mourn Arsonist Arrested For Starting Palisades Fire
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Encapsulating the state’s commitment to symbolism over substance, California officials…
Gavin Newsom Angrily Confronts Man Responsible For Destroying California
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Finally deciding to hold the person responsible behind the decline…
California Proposes ‘Burglary Equity Act’ To Ensure White Neighborhoods Robbed More Often
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In order to address the systemic racial disparities in California's…
Gavin Newsom Forces ICE Agents To Unmask Just Like He Did During His COVID Mask Mandate
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Being hailed by progressives as a critical step toward accountability,…
Gavin Newsom Caught Watching Footage Of California Wildfire Destruction To Get In The Mood
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In a revelation that has sent shock and disgust across…
Gavin Newsom Brags He’s Liberated Californians From The Burden Of Wealth
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In a stunning display of self-congratulation, California Governor Gavin Newsom…
To Boost Struggling Economy, California Declares Homeless Tent Encampments As Official Tourist Attractions
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- In a move hailed by his office as both…
Gavin Newsom Appoints Illegal Indian Trucker Harjinder Singh As Director Of California Transportation
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In defiance of Trump and federal as well as Florida…