New Gavin Newsom Talking Doll Tells A Different Lie Every Time You Pull Its String
U.S.-- A new talking doll modeled after California Governor Gavin Newsom is…
California Citizens Apply For Refugee Status In The United States
CALIFORNIA-- Facing massive crime, high taxes, liberal policies, and unemployment on a…
New California Bill Would Require Victims To ‘Play Dead’ Before Using Self-Defense
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A controversial new bill has been introduced by Democrats…
Gavin Newsom Interviews Worst U.S. Governor On His New Podcast
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- On his newly launched podcast This Is Gavin Newsom, California…
Gavin Newsom Taps Fire Marshal Bill To Lead LA Wildfire Recovery Efforts
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to speed up the Los Angeles wildfire…
Defiant Gavin Newsom Tries To Hold Back Rushing Dam Water In Order To Spite Trump
CALIFORNIA-- In order to prevent President Donald Trump from bringing much-needed water…
Gavin Newsom Claims California Wildfires Are Just AI-Generated Deepfakes
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After facing intense scrutiny and criticism for his handling…
Biden Tells Californians Help Is On The Way In Only 6 More Days Once Trump’s Sworn In
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden held a press conference to reassure worried California…
Gavin Newsom Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell ‘How Dare You’ Whenever Asked Who’s Responsible For California Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After growing tired of all the mundane questions from reporters…
Gavin Newsom’s Approval Rating At 100% Favorability Among Delta Smelt Fish
CALIFORNIA-- An impressive approval rating for Gavin Newsom was released this week…
Gavin Newsom Holds Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For California Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- As the California wildfires continue to burn out of control…
Santa Claus’s Sleigh Robbed While Delivering Gifts In San Francisco
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Christmas was cut short this year after Santa Claus's…