LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– In response to the hundreds of rioters who have been looting local Los Angeles stores, LA Mayor Karen Bass has strongly condemned the local businesses for carrying all that product inside of the stores that baits the looters into stealing.
Standing in front of a local ransacked shoe store, LA Mayor Bass told news reporters that the businesses are to blame for their product getting stolen and that if they didn’t sell anything then they wouldn’t get looted.
“The looting that is currently happening is one hundred percent the fault of LA businesses,” said Mayor Bass as a masked illegal alien stole her podium. “It’s about time we put the culpability where it belongs and not on our marginalized illegal immigrant criminal community. These riots and burning buildings only make Los Angeles stronger and better thanks to the much-needed diversity and inclusion.”
The LA mayor went on to say that she will be fining businesses for selling product that lures the looter, promising to go as far as to seek criminal charges against the business owners.
After hearing the news that numerous stores were planning on closing and moving to another state due to the crime, Governor Gavin Newsom said he would be imposing a small 10,000% tax on any business that tries to leave California in an effort to make them stay and continue to get looted.
