SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA– In response to the LA riots gaining momentum and the city burning down around him, Governor Gavin Newsom held an emergency meeting to figure out as quickly as possible the best way to blame President Donald Trump for the organized disaster.
With millions of people around the country putting the blame on Gavin Newsom and his fellow California Democrats for the violent chaos, the governor consulted with his top officials to come up with some way to shift the culpability to Trump rather than just trying to stop the rioting instead.
“We have to figure out how to blame Trump for these riots that we helped start,” said Newsom nervously as one of the illegal aliens outside set his office on fire. “I want you to come up with some way to keep these riots going and also pin them on Trump. If I’m going to win the 2028 presidential election then I’m going to have to help destroy the country as much as possible.”
Gavin Newsom said he was starting to get concerned due to the fact that even some Democrat voters were beginning to ascertain that he was a horrible, corrupt governor who was responsible for the destruction of California. “Even my braindead Democrat voters don’t believe me anymore.”
Governor Newsom decided to try reverse psychology by saying that the governor of California was doing a terrible job and should be removed from office.
