SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA– In response to the ICE raids on California businesses uncovering illegal children working, Governor Gavin Newsom chastised the Trump administration for its immigration efforts and gave a stark warning that continuing to do so may jeopardize California’s thriving illegal child slave labor workforce.
Gov. Gavin Newsom held an emergency press conference in front of a recently raided marijuana manufacturing plant where he called on President Donald Trump to cease all ICE raids on California’s businesses immediately before there’s no more child slaves left to do all of the work.
“Illegal child slave labor is just as much a part of California as our wonderful homeless population,” said Gavin Newsom as he scraped a homeless man’s poop off of the bottom of his $900 loafers. “What the Trump administration is doing with these barbaric ICE raids will eventually cause California to lose all of its much needed illegal immigrant child slave labor workers. This must be stopped before we actually have to hire legal American adults to do these jobs.”
The Democrat governor cited a recent poll performed by his office that claims the majority of Californians want to keep child slave labor, begging Trump to halt operations because so many hardworking 2-year-old infants will lose their jobs.
Newsom also promised to use footage of Trump’s ICE agents saving young children from slave labor for his upcoming presidential run, vowing to paint Republicans in a negative light by showing how they are taking jobs away from hardworking infants and babies.
