CALIFORNIA– In order to prevent President Donald Trump from bringing much-needed water to California, a very defiant Gavin Newsom decided to spite the president by standing in front of the opened dam in an effort to hold back the water.
Dressed in his most comfortable suit and dress shoes, Gavin Newsom stood defiant as military personnel opened up the dam to release a massive flood of powerful water.
“I’m the governor here and I’ll never let this water be released into my state,” yelled Gov. Gavin Newsom as the strong flood of water came barreling toward him. “Come on and bring it. I promised that I was going to Trump-proof California and that includes not letting this water flow freely out of these dams. If I have to stop this water myself then that’s what I’m going to do.”
Newsom put on his best war face and was extremely brave, all the way up until the extremely fast rushing water got closer and closer to his position before eventually carrying him away as California citizens stood back and laughed from afar.
After getting lost somewhere within the waters, Newsom was eventually taken in by a family of smelt fish that adopted him as one of their own.
