BRONX, NEW YORK– After a couple protesters interrupted her Q&A session during a town hall, AOC later recounted the horrid experience by claiming that getting asked questions that were not part of the scripted event was worse than both 9/11 and World War 2 combined.
“It was one of the worst experiences of my life,” recounted Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Twitter. “The town hall was already planned out with scripted questions by paid actors in the audience and then these two random people started asking me real tough questions in an effort to hold me accountable to my constituents. It was horrific.”
AOC went on to say that no politician should have to go through the harrowing experience of having to respond to questions or to have to answer to the people who got them elected into office.
“It was like, totally worse than 9/11 and World War 2 combined,” said AOC, crying as soon as the cameras zoomed in on her face. “I almost died, like, three times when that one meanie guy asked me why I’m pushing for nuclear war. Like, c’mon, clearly nuclear war isn’t as bad as being called a coward. Duh. Full stop. period.”
The popular congresswoman went on to clarify that, yes, she did in fact die during the town hall, but was later resuscitated after taking a few sips of her Starbucks Vanilla latte.
“Good thing I was vaccinated and boosted or my experience would’ve been a lot worse,” said AOC.
Numerous sources have reported that the January 6 Committee has already accused President Donald Trump of inciting the town hall protest and also a judge has ruled that Alex Jones must pay $69 trillion gazillion to anyone who may have been offended by the event.
