AOC Livestreams Herself Beginning Egg-Freezing Process By Swallowing Three Bags Of Ice Cubes
WASHINGTON — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) took to Instagram Live this weekend…
AOC Prepares For Munich Foreign Policy Conference By Watching ‘Team America: World Police’
MUNICH, GERMANY — After arriving at the 62nd Munich Security Conference, Representative…
Democrats Self-Deport In Protest Of Trump’s Birthright Citizenship Ban
COLIMA, MEXICO-- In protest of the Supreme Court ruling upholding Donald Trump's…
Republicans Halt AOC’s Babbling By Distracting Her With Laser Pointer
WASHINGTON-- Desperate to get AOC to stop rambling on incessantly in Congress…
New Bronze Statue In New York City Already Arrested For Looting Local Shoe Store
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A recently unveiled giant bronze statue of…
AOC Says We Should Be Welcoming Illegal Aliens So We Can Learn More About Outer Space Stuff
WASHINGTON-- As the Trump administration continues to deal with the millions of…
AOC Recounts All The Times She Died At Trump’s New York Rally
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- It was a somber moment on MSNBC's…
Angry AOC Vows To Boycott Burger King After Trump’s McDonald’s Visit
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While millions of people were enjoying former President Donald Trump's…
AOC Claims Violent Venezuelan Gangs Just Committing Attempted Homicide To Feed Their Families
WASHINGTON-- In response to multiple violent Venezuelan gang members getting arrested in…
AOC Trips And Falls After Colleague Says She Can’t Walk And Chew Gum At Same Time
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to prove one of her male Republican colleagues…
‘The Real Housewives Of Washington, DC’ Off To Explosive Start
WASHINGTON-- An all-new episode of The Real Housewives of Washington, DC went…
Biden And AOC Tackle Age-Old Climate Change Question Of Whether A Bear Really Does Crap In The Woods
TRIANGLE, VIRGINIA-- During an Earth Day event at Prince William Forest Park,…