COLIMA, MEXICO– In protest of the Supreme Court ruling upholding Donald Trump’s birthright citizenship ban, Democrats Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Jasmine Crockett showed their objection to the policy by voluntarily self-deporting out of the United States and into one of the most violent cities in Mexico.
The two young Democrat Congresswomen said they were leaving the United States permanently to show their disapproval of Trump ending birthright citizenship and promised not to return to America until the policy was reinstated.
“We are not coming back to the US until that racist, bigoted, xenophobic ban on birthright citizenship has ended,” said Rep. AOC as her and Crockett hid behind a car to dodge bullets. “We also announce that we are renouncing our US citizenship and will be living in this beautiful Mexican city where murders have actually dropped down to only 3,000 a day.”
While huddled in a corner and shivering from fear, hunger, and heat exhaustion, AOC and Crockett said all of their suffering was worth it because they knew how much it was hurting Trump.
“This will definitely teach Trump a lesson,” said AOC right after she was kidnapped by a local Mexican gang.
When reached for comment, President Trump said he had no idea that AOC and Crockett had self-deported and told news reporters that he wishes them well.
