AOC Accuses Florida Waiter Of Falling In Love With Her After Taking Her Order
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- While on a top secret undercover mission in…
AOC Recounts Trauma Of Staring At Her Own Reflection
https://youtu.be/MmeCkPs1cAU AOC claims an uninvited guest has taken up residence within her…
AOC Calls Police On Strange Woman Who Keeps Stalking Her In Her Bathroom Mirror
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Police are investigating a 911 call they received…
Biden Fires Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez After Mistaking Her For A Border Patrol Horse
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden is getting both criticism and praise from Republicans after…
USPS Helps Environment By Setting Up Recycle Bins To Safely Dispose Of Trump Ballots
WASHINGTON-- In response to Trump mail-in ballots being dumped across the country,…
Clever Chinese Spies Disguise Themselves As Democrats To Openly Steal Secrets For China
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- Chinese agents have had to get more creative after President…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Gives Losing Concession Speech After Hearing She Won New York Primary
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was stricken with grief after…
House Democrats Pass Bill To Vote By Singing Telegram
WASHINGTON-- House Democrats have passed a bill on Tuesday that would allow…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Says Putting Masks On Laptops May Stop Spread Of Deadly Computer Virus
WASHINGTON-- Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has asked everyone to start taking the current…
NY Politicians Assure Citizens Locking Them Down While Releasing Convicts From Prison Makes Perfect Sense
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In response to the coronavirus outbreak, several…
AOC’s Biggest Competition: Glass Of Water Running Against Ocasio-Cortez
WASHINGTON-- Democrat challenger Glass of Water has officially thrown his proverbial hat…
Democrats Under Investigation For Alleged Ties To The United States
WASHINGTON-- An explosive new controversy has been brewing lately involving the Democrat…