NEW YORK, NEW YORK– Police are investigating a 911 call they received from Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez late last night after the popular Democrat politician reported in a panic that an unknown woman was following her from the mirror inside of her bathroom home.
According to the police report, the unidentified woman shows up in the mirror whenever AOC walks in front of it, puts on her makeup, or practices blinking.
“I don’t know who this strange dark-haired woman is inside my home, but she won’t stop following me,” said AOC during an emergency press conference. “I’ve asked her repeatedly to leave me alone and get out of my home, but the only thing she ever does is repeat everything I say at the same time I’m saying it. It’s almost as if she can read my thoughts. Scary.”
With tears in her eyes, Ocasio-Cortez confided to her millions of Twitter X followers that the anonymous woman has been stalking her inside of her mirror for years and has caused AOC extreme mental anguish to the point where she now only checks out her appearance in mirrors for five hours a day instead of the nine hours she’s accustomed to.
“I told my stalker that I’m a very important person here in the US and if she doesn’t stop harassing me then I’ll have her arrested or something,” she said while googling her job description. “After I identified myself as AOC, that’s when I found out that her name is also AOC.”
AOC has also filed identity theft charges against the mirror stalker because of the woman’s uncanny resemblance to Ocasio-Cortez.
Due to the seriousness of the crime, AOC is calling on all members of Congress to please be careful and to call authorities if they notice an identical person looking back at them from the other side of mirror.
