AOC Says January 6 Footage Brings Back Bad Memories Of When She Died 10 Times That Day
WASHINGTON-- Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says the release of the new January 6…
Democrats Give Chinese Spy Balloon Free Money And Benefits After It Crosses Border
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the mysterious Chinese spy balloon illegally crossed the northern…
AOC Says Getting Interrupted During Town Hall ‘Was, Like, Totally Worse Than 9/11’
BRONX, NEW YORK-- After a couple protesters interrupted her Q&A session during…
AOC Dumps Out All Her Russian Dressing In Support Of France
WASHINGTON-- With the ongoing war between Russia and Ukraine, AOC said that…
AOC Leaves Twitter After Accusing The Social Media Site Of Just Wanting To Date Her
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- A distraught AOC confirmed that she has officially…
Justin Trudeau Hides Out In AOC’s New York District Office Since She’s Never There Anyway
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After fleeing from Canada to the United States to…
COVID Says It’s Happy To Be Finally Rid Of AOC
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- COVID-19 has made a full recovery and is…
After She Tests Positive, AOC Calls COVID Virus ‘Racist’ For Infecting Person Of Color
WASHINGTON-- Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accused COVID-19 of racism for infecting her this…
Democrats Hold Vigil For Politicians Not Killed During January 6 Capitol Protest
WASHINGTON-- Grieving Democrats marked the one year anniversary of the US Capitol…
Oops! AOC Tells Betty White She’d Come Say Hello If She Weren’t Missing
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- While vacationing on the West Coast to see how…
AOC Accuses Florida Waiter Of Falling In Love With Her After Taking Her Order
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- While on a top secret undercover mission in…
AOC Recounts Trauma Of Staring At Her Own Reflection
https://youtu.be/MmeCkPs1cAU AOC claims an uninvited guest has taken up residence within her…