U.S.– Democrat politicians around the country have already moved on to their next heroic martyr Jordan Neely and have begun work on a new monument in his honor by first tearing down the statue of their previous hero George Floyd whom they’ve milked as much as they could in an effort to further their leftist agenda.
“It’s time to move on from that other guy, uh, what was his name…let me check my hand…oh yeah, George Floyd,” said Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, crying after a downed George Floyd statue got dirt all over her expensive shoes. “It’s totally, like, incomprehensible to think about how that George Floyd guy had the nerve to have a statue of himself while the real heroes like, um…hold on let me check my other hand…oh, yeah, Jordan Neely deserve to be remembered for how Donald Trump attacked him on the subway.”
Democrats have urged everyone to take to the streets in protest for the way Trump needlessly came up from behind Neely on the subway and ran him over with his expensive, bigoted limousine, saying a new memorial is needed for the man who used to dress up like Michael Jackson and donate to the poor and spend his weekends going to church and helping out the homeless in the local soup kitchen.
To further move on from George Floyd and make room for the new hero, Democrats have renamed the George Floyd Square to the Jordan Neely Circle and have also introduced a bill into Congress that would rename the United States of America to Jordan Neely’s America.
