NEW YORK, NEW YORK– COVID-19 has made a full recovery and is now reflecting on its awful time after contracting the AOC virus, saying it was a horrible, painful experience and it wouldn’t wish that agony on its worst enemy.
On January 9, COVID announced it had tested positive for AOC and would be going into quarantine until it was able to rid itself of the contagious congresswoman.
“My deadly bout with AOC was no joke and after two weeks I’m happy to announce that I’ve kicked that annoying virus to the curb,” said COVID on Instagram attached to a photo of its positive AOC test. “My advice to everyone is to go out and get vaccinated against whiny, Marxist politicians before you too become infected with their destructive propaganda.”
COVID went on to say that even though he got the anti-Ocasio-Cortex vaccine he still had a range of AOC virus symptoms, including having to be constantly brow beaten about his capitalist lifestyle, headaches from constant lecturing about his racist ways, and chronic fatigue from trying to explain what a garbage disposal is.
“To protect yourselves it’s vitally important to not forget to wear your mask over your eyes so you don’t have to look at the AOC,” said COVID. “I’d also suggest earplugs. Not the dollar store ones though because I could still kind of hear the virus babbling.”
