WASHINGTON– In response to Trump mail-in ballots being dumped across the country, The United States Postal Service has recently announced that they are setting up environmentally friendly recycle bins for their postal workers to safely dispose of Republican votes as a way to help save the planet.
The ingenious idea came into fruition after thousands of mail-in ballots for President Donald Trump were found scattered in ditches, ponds, dumpsters, trailers, and buried underground in Democrat’s backyards.
The USPS worked in conjunction with House and Senate Democrats on finding a solution to the mail-in ballot global warming crisis by setting up thousands of green recycle bins across the country for all postal carriers to throw away Trump ballots that they may find mistakenly placed into regular mailboxes.
Freshman congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) volunteered time out of her busy social media schedule to come up with a solution to all the discarded Trump ballots that are littering the country and causing the polar icecaps to melt quicker than usual.
“Because of all the shredded Trump mail-in ballots littering our once beautiful earth,” AOC tweeted after brainstorming with her Democrat colleagues, “we now only have 5 years left before the entire world no longer exists.”
AOC added, “The only solution to Trump’s unsightly, toxic discarded votes are to safely place them into energy efficient trashcans so that they can be recycled into cleaner, safer Biden votes.”
Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) told MSNBC news that everyone should be doing their part in helping the environment and has urged all potential Trump voters to assist in their quest to stave off the end of the world by either placing their polluted ballot into the recycle bin themselves or by writing in Joe Biden’s name and placing it into the mailbox.
