U.S.– Only days after Joe Biden announced that he had cancer, CNBC Mad Money host Jim Cramer made a bold prediction that the former president would definitely fully recover from his medical issue and be completely cured of the deadly cancer diagnosis.
Sources within the Biden family were said to be panic-stricken after hearing the news of the economist’s prediction, being that he has never been correct in his entire career of making predictions.
“I’m absolutely certain without a shadow of a doubt that Joe Biden will be cured of cancer,” shouted Jim Cramer into the camera during Monday’s program. “I’m also predicting that former President Biden will be free of cancer by next week. I’m so certain of this that I’m urging everyone to go out right now and place bets on Biden living at least another sixty to seventy years.”
The Biden’s watched with clenched teeth as Jim Cramer went on to assure that Biden’s ovary cancer was very common in men, easy to cure, and wouldn’t require any surgical intervention, drugs, or lifestyle changes whatsoever.
“Joe, just keep doing what you’re doing,” said Cramer with a chuckle, referring to Biden.
At the end of the program, Cramer made yet another daring prediction that space aliens would not be attacking the earth tomorrow to enslave and eat humans.
