HANOI, VIETNAM– While exiting a plane during a diplomatic mission to Vietnam, Brigitte Macron was seen slapping her husband Emmanuel Macron in the face after the two of them got into a heated argument over the French president constantly leaving the toilet seat down rather than up as Mrs. Macron prefers.
According to sources within the president’s entourage, Brigitte was overheard inside of the plane’s bathroom screaming in French at Emmanuel Macron for leaving the seat down and causing her to have to clean up a wet mess all over the seat and floor.
“Emmanuel, you know I want the toilet seat left up, you moron, not down,” yelled the French First Lady right before slapping husband Emmanuel across the face. “I had to clean up yet another mess after I, um, made a little mess all over the place. You know I don’t turn the lights on when I go into the bathroom.”
Brigitte quickly stopped herself from divulging any further information after noticing numerous people listening in on their conversation, not wanting to give the news media any more fodder to the conspiracy theory that she was born a male.
Later on in the day, Brigitte was seen slapping her careless husband Emmanuel once again after catching him using her personal men’s electric face shaver.
