Sesame Street Defends Pride Month Episode Where New Trans Muppet Opens Fire On Heteronormative Co-Stars
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Following a wave of intense parent pushback…
Mark Carney Prevents Future Trans School Shootings By Banning All Canada Schools
OTTAWA, CANADA — In a move hailed by the Liberal government as…
Republicans Introduce Bill To Ban High-Capacity Assault Trannies
WASHINGTON - In a swift response to the tragic Minneapolis school shooting,…
France’s Emmanuel Macron Spends Father’s Day Alone With His Dad And Wife
PARIS, FRANCE-- News media in France were gushing at the adorable sight…
Emmanuel Macron’s Wife Slaps Him In The Face For Leaving Toilet Seat Down Again
HANOI, VIETNAM-- While exiting a plane during a diplomatic mission to Vietnam,…
Sad: Trans Squirrel In Guatemala Wondering How It’s Going To Finish Transitioning After USAID Funding Stopped
GUATEMALA CITY, GUATEMALA-- Elon Musk's DOGE and President Donald Trump's cutting of…
Democrats Claim RFK Jr. Not Qualified To Carry Rachel Levine’s Jockstrap
WASHINGTON-- The confirmation hearings for HHS nominee RFK Jr. are underway and…
Breaking: Justin Trudeau Resigns, Will Be Replaced By His Sister Justine Trudeau
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Breaking news out of Canada this morning after disgraced Prime…
Emmanuel Macron Assures World Algerian Boxer Is Just As Much Of A Woman As His Wife Brigitte
PARIS, FRANCE-- The President of France Emmanuel Macron has officially made a…
Kamala Harris Eyes Possible Cabinet Roles After Watching Olympics Opening Ceremony
WASHINGTON-- In preparation for her hopes to defeat Donald Trump in the…
FBI Monitoring Any Americans Who Refused To Watch Olympics Opening Pride Ceremony
U.S.-- Millions of Americans are now being monitored by the FBI after…
‘Star Wars: The Acolyte’ Under Fire For Not Hiring Any Trans, Disabled, One-Eyed, Pansexual Wookiees
HOLLYWOOD-- In an effort to be as inclusive and progressive as possible,…