Biden And His Island Of Misfit Politicians Wishes Everyone A ‘Merry You’ll Be Dead Soon Christmas’
WASHINGTON--The most oddball, incompetent, group of weirdo politicians ever assembled has put…
Confused Biden Mistakenly Leaves White House Wearing Wife Jill’s Blue Dress And Stockings, Media Goes Gaga
WASHINGTON-- In what mainstream news media outlets are calling the ultimate trendy…
Santa Claus Says He Now Identifies As Mrs. Claus And Will Be Staying Home This Christmas Eve To Bake Cookies
NORTH POLE-- In a new twist to the Christmas tradition, the man…
In Honor Of Veteran’s Day, Biden Adds Statue Of War Hero Admiral Rachel Levine To Marine Corps Memorial
ARLINGTON COUNTY, VIRGINIA-- In honor of Veteran's Day, President Joe Biden decided…
Equality: Biden Orders All Zoo Lions That Identify As Antelopes To Be Allowed Into Antelope Enclosures
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has taken a big step towards protecting the rights…
Trying To Boost Plunging Speaking Tour Sales, Bill And Hillary Clinton Swap Gender Roles
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- Due to deplorable ticket sales for their countrywide speaking…
Amid Backlash, This Year’s Mardi Gras Will Be Separated By Gender And Sexual Orientation
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- Due to enormous pressure from various groups, this year's Mardi…
Next Star Wars Movie To Feature First Transgender R2D2 Droid
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Star Wars fans around the world are rejoicing at the…
United States Sells State Of Wyoming To Thailand
CHEYENNE, WYOMING-- In a move meant to bolster relations with Thailand and…
World’s First Tri-Sexual Being Heralded As Hero
SENECA, NEW YORK-- The world's first living tri-sexual was created this week…
Caitlyn Jenner To Be Added To Mount Rushmore
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Reality television star and former Olympic hero Caitlyn Jenner will…