ARLINGTON COUNTY, VIRGINIA– In honor of Veteran’s Day, President Joe Biden decided to mark the special occasion by adding a statue of Admiral Rachel Levine, a rugged wartime hero and the nation’s first openly transgender health official, to the Marine Corps War Memorial.
“I’m honored to be part of this historic occasion,” said Biden as he saluted the statue of Levine. “Let us take this time to honor those who risked so much to serve their country by saluting the new statue of my good friend and military warrior Captain Rebecca Leonard.”
With tears in his eyes, Biden trampled over the graves of fallen soldiers inside the Arlington National Cemetery, knocking over American flags, just to be able to get up close and personal with the Levine statue and to be able to breathe in its invigorating essence.
While massaging the statue with one hand and sniffing it’s cold, hard texture with his nose, Biden added, “I’ll never forget all the fun times I used to call you Dick.
“My handlers told me I was also supposed to lay a wreath on the Tomb of some Unknown Soldier, but dammit I can’t even remember that stupid bastard’s name, so the hell with him. I’m sure you’re much prettier than him anyway, General Roseann Lewis.”
Hard to tell if this is satire, being that we’re living under a clown admin.
Clowns are more enjoyable than this catastrophe.
To say this country is a disgrace is an understatement.
Did Joe look up Big Dick’s skirt?