European Leaders Deny UK Summit Was Just Another Cocaine-Fueled Gay Orgy
LONDON, UK-- Top officials from across Europe, including Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky,…
Emmanuel Macron’s Wife Brigitte Provides Photo Evidence Confirming She’s A Woman
PARIS, FRANCE-- In an odd twist to an already contentious slander lawsuit,…
Starmer, Macron, And Zelensky Frantically Search White House For Hunter’s Lost Bag Of Cocaine
WASHINGTON-- During the recent high-stakes meeting with President Donald Trump to discuss…
France’s Emmanuel Macron Spends Father’s Day Alone With His Dad And Wife
PARIS, FRANCE-- News media in France were gushing at the adorable sight…
Wax Figure Of French President Emmanuel Macron Surrenders Immediately To Activists
PARIS, FRANCE-- Without putting up any resistance whatsoever, a waxwork figure of…
Emmanuel Macron’s Wife Slaps Him In The Face For Leaving Toilet Seat Down Again
HANOI, VIETNAM-- While exiting a plane during a diplomatic mission to Vietnam,…
Zelensky Jealous He Wasn’t Invited To The World Leaders Cocaine Party In Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- During a trip to the Ukraine in an effort to…
Emmanuel Macron Misses Flight Back To France After Refusing To Stop Shaking Trump’s Hand
WASHINGTON-- After his meeting with President Donald Trump in the United States,…