Macron Threatens To Punish Rioters By Making Them Remain In France
PARIS, FRANCE — French President Emmanuel Macron issued a stern warning to…
Macron Worried Britain Destroying Itself Faster Than France
PARIS, FRANCE — French President Emmanuel Macron reportedly grew concerned Monday that…
France Celebrates Successful Immigrant Assimilation
PARIS, FRANCE — In a triumphant press conference held in front of…
France Surrenders To U.S. Minutes After Trump Tells Iran To ‘Unconditional Surrender’
PARIS, FRANCE — In a move historians are calling one of the…
Historians Unearth Lost Napoleon Quote: ‘Never Interrupt Your Enemy When He Is Opening A Somali Daycare In Minnesota’
PARIS, FRANCE-- Historians at the Louvre were stunned this week by the…
European Leaders Deny UK Summit Was Just Another Cocaine-Fueled Gay Orgy
LONDON, UK-- Top officials from across Europe, including Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky,…
EU Insists It’s Not Censoring Americans, Just Requiring Pre-Approval For Every Word
BRUSSELS-- Pushing back against accusations of authoritarian overreach, European Union (EU) officials…
Emmanuel Macron’s Wife Brigitte Provides Photo Evidence Confirming She’s A Woman
PARIS, FRANCE-- In an odd twist to an already contentious slander lawsuit,…
Starmer, Macron, And Zelensky Frantically Search White House For Hunter’s Lost Bag Of Cocaine
WASHINGTON-- During the recent high-stakes meeting with President Donald Trump to discuss…
France’s Emmanuel Macron Spends Father’s Day Alone With His Dad And Wife
PARIS, FRANCE-- News media in France were gushing at the adorable sight…
Wax Figure Of French President Emmanuel Macron Surrenders Immediately To Activists
PARIS, FRANCE-- Without putting up any resistance whatsoever, a waxwork figure of…
Emmanuel Macron’s Wife Slaps Him In The Face For Leaving Toilet Seat Down Again
HANOI, VIETNAM-- While exiting a plane during a diplomatic mission to Vietnam,…