France Already Surrenders To Russia Before Even Getting Into Any Conflict
PARIS, FRANCE-- After threatening to send French troops to help Ukraine and…
Emmanuel Macron Ends France Riots By Playing Elton John’s ‘I’m Still Standing’ Song Over And Over Again
PARIS, FRANCE-- In order to restore order to the massive riots overtaking…
Heads Up: France On Lockdown As Explosive Bird Crap Drops In Europe And Asia
PARIS, FRANCE-- Several outbreaks of severe bird poop downpours in Europe and…
Kamala Harris Tells People Of France She Loves Their Authentic French Fries And French Toast
PARIS, FRANCE-- After heading all the way to France to get a…
Biden And France’s Macron Settle Their Differences By Competing In Televised Mud Wrestling Match
ROME, ITALY-- Presidents Joe Biden and Emmanuel Macron met in Rome today…
World Leaders Unwind With Relaxing Day At Beach After Tense NATO Summit
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After an extremely tense NATO meeting where the world's top…
After World Cup Loss, Croatia Cries Fowl
RUSSIA-- While France was busy celebrating their second World Cup title, the…
