U.S.– Liberals across the United States have been on social media begging President Joe Biden to start nuclear war with Russia and to do it quickly so they can hurry up and get back to their favorite Starbucks before the end of the day.
“Hopefully President Biden is going to start bombing that Russia country soon,” wrote one woman on Twitter, followed by a few Ukraine flag emojis. “I really hope we get this nuclear war finished soon cause I’m missing out on my afternoon Starbucks Frappuccino time. I hope Ukraine realizes the sacrifices I’m making.”
Many people who used to call for Donald Trump’s impeachment so he wouldn’t get America into World War 3 are now praising Biden for getting America into World War 3 with a nuclear superpower like Russia.
“I’m terrified to think what will happen if we don’t start nuclear war with Russia,” wrote another Twitter user. “I’ll be standing with Ukraine until we get this world war finished then it’s off to Starbucks for my afternoon soy latte and whatever the next trendy thing is.”
Another Ukraine supporter tweeted out,” I’m cranky if I don’t get my favorite Starbucks drink, and Putin doesn’t want to find out what’ll happen when I don’t get my daily anal injection of soy.”
At the time of this writing, President Biden still hadn’t gotten the United States into nuclear war with Russia, causing hundreds of Twitter bots to start blaming Trump for not starting World War 3.
