WASHINGTON– In an effort to learn an important lesson from a failing US president, Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida visited Joe Biden this week to study the horrible job Biden was doing so he could then go back to Japan and do the complete opposite.
Prime Minister Fumio had heard all the rumors that Biden was one of the worst presidents in US history who has done irreparable damage within the last three years, but didn’t believe that a Western leader could be so inept and corrupt and had to come to America to see it for himself.
“I saw all the damage being done in the US over the last few years on TV, but I didn’t believe it,” said Fumio to news reporters while Biden sniffed his Japanese wife. “I thought the news media were exaggerating the atrocities happening in the US, such as the border crisis, drugs, crime, homelessness, riots, going after political opponents, imprisoning citizens for posting memes, but I was wrong. To all Americans, I’m sorry your leader is, how would you say, an evil, corrupt, senile kiddie diddler.”
After leaving the White House, Prime Minister Fumio was assaulted and robbed at gunpoint by a violent MS-13 illegal alien that had been released from prison 69 times. American news media reported that Fumio was a white supremacist who had put the illegal alien’s life in danger by resisting the attack.
When reached for comment on the assault on Fumio, Biden asked “Who’s Fumio?” and then blamed the attack on Donald Trump.
