CNN Warns Mass Haitian Deportations Will Cause Humanitarian Crisis Due To Shortage Of Cats To Eat
ATLANTA, GEORGIA — Following the Supreme Court's recent decision allowing the Trump…
Larry The Cat Caught Carrying Giant Rat Out Of Downing Street By The Scruff Of Its Neck
LONDON, UK — Onlookers gathered outside 10 Downing Street erupted into applause…
Mamdani Vows To Defend Haitian Migrants’ Right To Backyard Cat Barbecues
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — In a defiant rebuke of the conservative…
Dogs And Cats Across Country Terrified After Congress Votes To Keep Haitian Immigrants On TPS
U.S. — A wave of unprecedented anxiety is sweeping through the nation…
‘Chief Mouser’ Larry The Cat Catches Large Rat In UK Prime Minister’s Office
LONDON, UK-- Being hailed as a hero by British citizens, Larry the…
Exasperated Cats Secretly Plotting To Get Rid Of Their Insane Liberal Owner
BERKELEY, CALIFORNIA-- Left with no other alternative, a group of domestic cats…
UK Petition To Replace Keir Starmer With Larry The Cat Reaches More Than One Million Signatures
U.K.-- Millions of British citizens have become fed up with the current…
‘Springfield, Ohio Residents Are Bad For Not Accepting Illegal Haitians,’ Says John Legend From Behind Walled Home In Rich White Neighborhood
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA-- Singer John Legend has recently come to the defense…
CNN: ‘Why Violent Illegal Haitians Taking Over Your Neighborhood And Eating Pets Is A Good Thing’
SPRINGFIELD, OHIO-- America's most trusted news source CNN has come to the…
Cats And Dogs Come Out In Support Of Trump After Kamala’s Illegal Haitian Immigrants Keep Eating Pets
U.S.-- As news keeps spreading that illegal Haitian immigrants brought in by…
Kristi Noem Tries Making Amends With Dog Lovers By Shooting Her Cat
PIERRE, SOUTH DAKOTA-- After facing nationwide backlash from both Republicans and Democrats…
10 Weird But Totally Awesome Things That Only Happen In Japan
TOKYO, JAPAN-- Japan is the coolest place on earth and no other…