NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has been making the news rounds recently in an effort to stop Donald Trump from becoming president and recently made a stop on MSNBC where she touted a flourishing economy under current President Joe Biden all the while her nose grew on camera.
After calling Democrat MSNBC host Katy Tur a Trump apologist for saying Biden’s gained job growth was due to workers returning after the global pandemic, Nancy Pelosi lashed out in defiance of reality and began listing all of Biden’s accomplishments while her nose grew longer and longer after every statement.
“Joe Biden is the greatest president we’ve ever had,” said Pelosi right before her nose grew another three inches. “President Biden has caused the biggest boom in our nation’s history. He has created over 69 trillion jobs, has lowered the price of meat on average to three cents a pound, got gas prices down to only fifty-nine cents a gallon, and has stronger border policies than any other country in the world.”
With her nose now poking host Katy Tur in the eye, Pelosi added, “This is the reason why Biden is the most popular president in US history. Contrary to what Mr. Trump claims, President Biden legitimately won the 2020 election with 81 billion votes.”
Once she had finished praising Biden’s accomplishments in the interview, the MSNBC crew had to remove a few walls so that Pelosi and her two-hundred-foot nose could exit the building.
